Brian Williams: TSA Gave ‘Dave and the Twins’ Some ‘Enhanced Schmegeggy’ at LAX
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By Eric W. Dolan
Not even one of the nation’s most famous newsmen is exempt from being groped by airport security agents.
Appearing on CBS’s Late Show with David Letterman Monday night, NBC’s Brian Williams said he was groped by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) as he traveled through the Los Angeles airport.
Follow @IntelHub“Air travel is such a joy in this country,” Williams told Letterman. “You get the enhanced schmegeggy right there… That’s an aviation term. For some reason coming back, I always get it at LAX. I get nailed.”
“They go, they go right in,” Williams explained. “This new thing, they go right after Dave and the twins… Either you go in the little thing and you put your arms up and parade around, and somebody in a booth somewhere looks at you naked through your clothing, or you can get the prod of your schmegeggy.”
And the lesson is, if Brian does it with the kiddies, it’s okay. Just ignore all those cancer warnings. Trust the Gubmint. A Talking Head does? Why shouldn’t you?
Good, I’m delighted these MSM goofs are enjoying the TSA abuse. They deserve it.