Satire: Terrorist Attack! – Christian Extremists Hi-Jack Russian Planes

The Intel Hub
By Tony Muga
February 22, 2012

Editors Note: The Following is a Satire pointing fun of CIA contrived false enemies and their elementary tactics used to further enslave the general populace in the Orwellian nightmare we all face as evil globalists demonize everyone. The following events are not real and did not take place.

A group of fanatical American Christians, calling themselves ‘Kal-Aida’, have launched a terrorist attack on Russia’s financial center and the Kremlin. Russian authorities claim that multiple passenger airliners were hi-jacked Monday morning and flown into several targets including Russia’s financial center, located in Moscow.

How the planes were hi-jacked was not immediately known to Russian police but officials do claim that three of their tallest skyscrapers were destroyed after the passenger airliners were piloted into them. A fourth plane has allegedly been shot down by MIG fighters.

American authorities had no immediate comment as of this report but White House spokesman Jay Carney in a statement said that:

“..the President has been on the phone with Putin all morning” and that in regards to Russian fatalities “…our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the victims.”

Anonymous sources within the State Department confirm that Russia has placed its military on Red Alert and that multiple nuclear strike bombers and submarines have been launched.

Neither the Pentagon or NORAD was available for comment in regards to a possible retaliatory strike from Russia.

According to initial reports from Moscow, some 10,000 were killed in the collapsed buildings and an unknown number may be trapped under rubble. Russian police say that four of Aeroflot’s passenger 747′s were hi-jacked by a terrorist organization calling itself Kal-Aida, beginning Monday morning at 9:15 a.m. Moscow time.

Aeroflot, also known as Russian Airlines, is Russia’s largest commercial passenger jet fleet. It has never, in all its history, had a plane hi-jacked.

According to the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service, or RFIS, the group known as Kal-Aida hails from Warnerville, Tennesee in the Southeastern United States.

In a statement by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev an attack on America was not ruled out. Before a packed conference hall in Volgograd, the location of the President’s winter residence, he is quoted as saying:

“…it is no different than 911, we have the right to invade and occupy our aggressors.”

While American officials remain silent on the matter for the moment, White House spokesman Jay Carney assured nervous reporters that a press conference with President Obama was indeed a ‘certain possibility’.

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